Starbucks

Okay, this is an actual order placed by a lady at Starbucks (I wrote it down so I wouldn't forget it). A double tall, half caff, half soy half skim milk, one and three quarters Splenda latte, not too hot. What the Hell? First of all mixing skim milk which is basically milk flavored water with bean juice is just disgusting. For another thing since when did people become so lazy that could not manage to put their own sweetner into their beverages? I have to wonder if she actually enjoys this weird concoction. There are plenty of drinks up on that menu board. Why does she feel the need to go insane and create a drink that nobody in could possibly enjoy, even stoned? I believe that people who have insane orders like this are just starved for attention and unfortunately the only people they can get it from is a barista at Starbucks. What a lonely life she must have just going from Starbucks to Starbucks trying to make these poor kids life hell watching them assemble her concoction with a scowl on her face just waiting for them to make a mistake.