Drive a Hummer? You Obviously Hate America
I have to admit I've been feeling a bit put upon with being told that I hate America by people who are opposed to my views on religion (worship who or what you want, but don't force it down my throat and keep it out of my government), the constitution (Yeah ammendment #1. Boo #2), constitutional rights (which should not only include rich, white, heterosexual, protestant males). I have empirical evidence of the true America Haters.
Hummer drivers!
Why else would they drive a vehicle that gets, what, 10-12 miles to the gallon? I'm sure OPEC loves that fact. Let's see, who is a member of Opec?
Venezuela-Hates us
Libya-Hates us
Iran-definitely hates us with an almost holy (or unholy) passion
Then we have Algeria, Indonesia, Iraq, Kuwait, Nigeria, Qatar, Saudi Arabia, and the UAE. I really wouldn't consider any of these the best of allies, maybe not even fair weather friends. So why are these people putting so much money into the hands of these countries (which control 40% of the worlds oil production)? Hopefully it is just due to extreme ignorance and not just to overcompensate for a small penis.


1 Comments:
Hey, don't know Ammendment #2 - the true spirit is to allow citizens to take up arms against their own corrupt government. For that, I need an assault rifle.
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