My New Disease

There is nothing worse than being a hypochondriac with a limited choice of diseases I do need to recommend The Hypochondriac's Field Guide (see below). I need to thank Bill (of the previous entry Indecent Proposal) for bringing this book to my attention. Its not like I'm worried enough about my encroaching heart attack and pulmonary embolism but now I have a whole new slew of worries. Recently I've been having a scratchy neck, now I realize that this could be due to the dry Cleveland winters. . .but its not! I have now found my new disease. . .Cornu Cutaneum!

Seriously

Okay, granted it usually happens to men sometime after their 50's who were/ are sun worshippers but still. Okay, and it is extremely rare but for every rule there is an exception. . .