That Creepy Guy

So I have a creepy guy that I work with. You know the guy. . .the one who compliments the women on their shoes by saying something like "say, my Mom would like those shoes. . .where did you get them?" Can we say hello Norman? Today I was teasing one of my co-workers. When asked if he needed room for cream in his coffee I said "Nope. He likes his coffee like his women. . .Strong, Black, and Bold." Creepy guy replied with "that's funny I like my coffee like i like my women. . .ground up and in my freezer." Okay, hello creepy! I really hope that my car never breaks down at work because I would rather walk than have to get into a car, alone, with Norman Jr.