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Wednesday, March 29, 2006

Uh-Oh, My Ex Was Right

It looks like my ex was right, I really am the devil

Satan
You scored 75% Pride, 80% Envy, 55% Ambition, and 80% Deceitfulness!

You are Satan, the consummate villain, and the ascendant figure in the
unholy trinity. Throughout history you have been called The Serpent,
The Accuser, The Devil, Lucifer, The Prince of the Power of the Air,
and The Dragon, among other things. Your "compatriots" in the unholy
trinity, the Antichrist and the False Prophet, are merely pawns in your
futile struggle with God. Though, they probably don�t know this. This
is because you are a master of deception; indeed the Bible calls you
"The Father of All Lies". You are also very ambitious, and you strive
to be in positions of the utmost authority. Unfortunately, it was
impossible for you to obtain the highest title in heaven and this is
part of the reason why you decided to leave. Of course, you couldn�t
just leave by yourself, so you managed to use your deceptive abilities
to get one third of the angels in heaven to join with you in revolt.
God put down the rebellion and expelled you from heaven. To most
people, it would seem foolish to start a war against God, but pride can
sometimes cause people to do foolish things. In heaven, you were the
most beautiful and powerful of all angels and you were well aware of
this. Unfortunately, you let your pride consume you and your passions
led you down the road to perdition. After you were expelled from
heaven, you let another one of your attributes consume you�envy. You
knew that you could never defeat God, but you could attempt to destroy
humanity, his most beloved creation. Your goal is to bring as many
people as possible to suffer in Hell with you. Fortunately for you, but
unfortunately for the rest of us, you�ve been endowed with all of the
attributes necessary (deceptiveness, confidence, ruthlessness, and
ambition) to do a terribly good job at this.



My test tracked 4 variables How you compared to other people your age and gender:
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You scored higher than 83% on Pride
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You scored higher than 91% on Envy
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You scored higher than 50% on Ambition
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You scored higher than 95% on Deceitfulness
Link: The Which Biblical Villain Are You Test written by MetalliScats on Ok Cupid, home of the 32-Type Dating Test

1 Comments:

At 11:40 AM, Blogger D said...

I always knew it, my brother in Beelzebub. Come, let us sacrafice a baby or something to appease our dark lord.

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