Farts ARE Funny

My brother just sent me a link to a site all about burps and farts. Kinda gross you might think, but for whatever reason I still think farts are funny and evidently so does my brother. This reminds of when we were kids and my brother had a mayonaise jar that he "stored" farts in. He was seven years older than me (well, he still is seven years older) so he recruited me to help in "save" farts. Why I thought this was fun I have no idea beyond the fact that I was five and my brother was cool. For a week everytime I had to fart I would run to his mayonaise jar and hurry to unscrew the cap, fart, and get the top back on before the fart could escape. After awhile I wanted my own jar of farts. My thinking was why should my brother have one that had his farts and mine too. I finally managed to find a pickle jar in the garbage that I cleaned out really well (wouldn't want my farts to get dirty now would I?) and I began "saving" my farts for myself. Another week went by and my mother caught me "saving" a fart. At this point I was a little upset because my jar wasn't saving the farts like my brothers and I figured maybe my mom would know why. After laughing herself to tears she finally explained how the "farts" my brother had saved was just rotten mayonaise in a jar.

Oh well, at least I provided weeks of amusement for my brother and his friends every time I would run off to try to save that fart. . .

In honor of that here is a little fart video from Youtube.com. . .just because farts are STILL funny!