Vandals 4 Jesus

I was out and about today running errands on my day off (had to get stuff for my nieces' Easter baskets. . .man those girls are hauling it in!) and I passed by one of the many abandoned storefronts in my little burg. I happened to look over and spray painted in bright neon purple lettering was this phrase

Parma Luvs Jesus.

Wow, several things popped into my mind at that point. Who was this person who decided to speak up for all the rest of us? Did he/she go around and interview every person in Parma? I know we have a large Indian population here in Parma and while I am pretty sure none of them hate Jesus I think they might just like him as, like, you know, just friends or sumthin'.

Another thing that came to mind was WWJD? Well I don't think he would go around spray painting "I Luv Myself" all over other people's property. I have a feeling he might have a few words for this person. So since Jesus did preach the whole do unto others as you would have them do unto you thing then can I go spray paint "I Luv Shiva" or "Muhammad Rocks" all over the vandal's home windows? I am pretty sure there are people in Parma who agree with both those statements so it would just be evening things out a bit. . .don't you think?