And In Other News
Pat Roberston has allegedly been told by God that the American Coast will be lashed by storms this year. This is a major bit of prophecy seeing as how the American coast has not been lashed by storms since last summer.
posted by Vinnie G. @ 10:42 AM
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God told me that 1)Pat Robertson is an asshole, and 2) it will snow in Ohio in December. Will the president listen to me now?
My favorite Pat Robertson story happened the year that there was a hurricane heading straight for Orlando, and he said that a hurricane was going to slam Orlando because they were thumbing their noses at God by hanging rainbow flags for gay pride - and within 24 hours of him making that statement, the hurricane made a sudden change in course and hit him. I still blame the homos.
BTW - love the new pic...
With these two Mounties tying the knot here in Yarmouth next month, we are going to be absolutely fucked here in Nova Scotia come hurricane season, stuck out in the middle of the North Atlantic as we are. Oi Fey.
Pat Robertson is just a 'tool of the trade'.
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