I Support. . .
I am so sick of those magnetic ribbons that seem to be on every single car on the road these days. Yes I support the troops, I think finding a cure for breast/prostate/rectal/scrotal cancer is a good idea, I'm against muscular dystrophy but for the MDA, Literacy is good but hunger is bad. . .the list goes on and on and on. I don't feel the need to put a magnet on my car for every thing I am for and everything i am against. It is just like those baby on board signs from the early nineties. A good idea gone bad. Pretty soon we all knew who had a golfer on board, a retired nurse on board, or a chronic masturbator on board. Enough with the freatking ribbons already, unless of course you support magnetic ribbons, then that is okay. . .You can help support the magnetic ribbon industry here


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Honestly, did the "Baby On Board" signs actually make you want to hit the car in front of you any LESS than you already did?
Hm....ok, but how would you feel about a Peace symbol? Just curious.
And if I never see another "My kids was...at ... School", it'll be too soon. What happen to the good days when bumperstickers were either funny, or insultin the governement? heh
Peace symbols are passable, but only barely. . .the only bumperstickers that one should have, though, should be insulting someone or something. . .
Although I support the troops and feel sorry for them and the shit they've gotten into at the behest of the head shitter himself, I would not have one of these things on my vehicle.
They just scream Republican.
I want one ribbon, in the shape of an infinity symbol, you know, that sideways 8 thingie - in black. Meaning "I support whatever the f-ing flavor of the day is, or whatever will get you to leave me the hell alone".
God it sucks to be back in this stupid town.
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