McDonalds Thinks I'm Fat

I stopped by McDonalds yesterday in between running errands on my day off. As I was standing there waiting for the girl to put my food in a bag (yup, it was a different Micky D's than the infamous bag one) I saw her slip a bright yellow flier in the bag. In my car as I started to dig out a handful of fries (the fries never seem to make it to my final destination) I brushed a flier. It was a coupon to join Bally's gym.

What, does the girl think I'm fat or something? Out of all the people to slip that too I really don't think that I should be the one. Granted I have put on a few pounds since I quit smoking, but it isn't like I have the gut pouring over my belt. In fact I think I look healthier with a few extra pounds.

Instead of handing out fliers in a half assed attempt to seem health conscious why don't they cut people off. Hell, the guy in front of me probably didn't need both the Big Macs he ordered for himself. Where were the calorie police then?