Ooey Gooey!

I had to run some errands tonight so of course I went to my favorite store, Target. I had been going pretty much all day (this was at nine tonight after being on the go since six thirty this morning) and I was kinda hungry. I actually opted to go somewhat healthy and picked up a Yoplait Smoothie in a bottle thing to tide me over til I could get home and eat.

How should I put this? It tasted really good, that isn't the problem. The problem was the whole texture of it. It reminded me of what a whole cup of snot would feel like. Not crusty snot, the runny-I-have-a-cold snot from midwinter. You know, how it sort of congeals and just blobs out of your nose in spurts.

Yeah, my stomach did the same sort of flip after the first gulp as that mental image came to mind. The whole thing is, though, I'm a cheap Pollack. I spent a whole $1.52 on this damn thing. I actually sat back in my car and had an internal debate on what to do. Gulp it down and get my money out of it and hope I don't puke or just chuck it in the trash.

I'm proud to say I didn't puke at all.