The RH Factor

D. and I are not very nice people. "Why do you say that?" you may be asking yourself right now. Simple, it all has to do with a little game we like to play at our local coffee shop that we like to call "Russian or Hooker"

It is very simple. . . we have noticed that whenever a really trashy looking woman comes into the coffee shop who looks like a stereotypical hooker off of some soap opera she is usually speaking with a Russian accent. Once in awhile though she will sound like a typical midwesterner. . .hence the creation of our game.

When we see a "trashy" girl come in we automatically say whether we think R or H and give a time. . .i.e. R twelve o'clock. . .that way we know where to look.

I don't know why Russian women tend to look like soap opera street walkers, they just do. To be fair Russian men do tend to look like the stereotypical gay hairdressers from movies.