Quote of the Day

made by D. last night at the Orchestra concert
"I want to go check out the pee trough. . ."
The worst part (aside from screaming babies) of going to Blossom is the pee trough. Someone decided back in 1968 when the place was built that it would be a great idea to have a big long trough in the men's room where you just kind of squeeze in and go. It is absolutely disgusting! For the orchestra concerts it isn't too horrible, but at any other concert when you have drunk idiots there it is the most vile thing to first have to wade through a veritable lake of urine to reach the trough then try to go while being jostled by more drunken idiots trying to get in to do their business. On top of it all the water trickling down the sides of the metal trough is never on high enough so you can just imagine how gross it gets in there.
Why in the world they did not redo those restrooms a few years ago when they renovated I'll never know. Of course D. did not believe me when I related to her the horror of the men's room at first but gradually she began to believe after seeing the look of revulsion on my face as I described it to her.
Oh, and her quote was made as two very fine specimens of manhood were making their way to the restroom.


2 Comments:
In my elementary school, the little boys' urinal was just a tile slit trough IN THE FLOOR against the wall! Yes, this was Kentucky. Just one step up from an outhouse, in my opinion. I would have to go into a stall (NO doors, but at least there was a semblance of privacy for nerdy me) to pee. For most of my adult life, I have been pee-shy in public. I blame it on Kentucky elementary school pee-troughs. There is NO way I could've whizzed at Blossom.
Maybe I can blame ALL of my psycological problems on the Kentucky pee trough!
Perhaps this is too much info, but I like open trough urinals.Nasty rock or country crowds aside,when can one ever have the chance to see so much cock.It also lets you compare yours to others.Yeah I thought so,too much info!
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