Hebal3nlarger. . .
. . .was the heading on several emails in my spam box. And yes, they are talking about enlarging that guys. My question is this, is anyone out there stupid enough to believe that by taking an herbal supplement their penis will magically get bigger?
Let's put it this way. . . take a pill, make your fingers longer! Sounds dumb doesn't it (on more than one level I know). There must be some dumb people out there still because they keep hawking this crap by email to my spam box like there is no tomorrow. Guess what guys! You got what you got, ain't no pill gonna change that. Take heart though, as one of my. . .ahem. . .lesser endowed friends used to say "It ain't the size of the boat, its the motion of the ocean".
posted by Vinnie G. @ 11:18 AM
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It is very true. The only way I can think of to actually enlarge the penis would be to alter the vasculature; even then, there would be a sacrifice in girth.
So the old man in the darkly lit shop offering me the secret of the ages was just ripping me off?
damn. now I'm bummed.
You caught me Gumby, I did leave out the part where if it is an ancient Chinese man giving you a mixture of powdered tiger balls and ginseng then that actually does work. . .but shhhhhh, its a secret!
My children, surgery can increase size as well, however that's running into the four or five figures. Even I can't afford it, and I'm Jesus!
Ok, maybe it's the "motion of the ocean", but (as a friend once said), it's awfully hard to row to England in a dingy! :)
In this case...DOES the captain also go DOWN with the ship?
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