Shady Characters

Well, day one of school out of the way and already there was some excitement. As I was leaving class and walking to my car I was on my cell phone talking to work trying to solve some minor issue when all of a sudden I was bathed in a bright light from behind. For a moment I thought it may have been aliens coming to abduct me, then I realized I wasn't in a corn field. I turned around and there was a Parma police car right behind me flashing his light right on me. He then proceeded to pull up next to me and ask me where I was coming from. Hmmm, really good question there Einstein. Lets see, I'm in the school parking lot with a loaded bag on my shoulder on the second day of classes. Where the hell did he think I was coming from? I politely informed him that I had just come from my night class. He responded with another question. . .where was I going? Oh yes, he was serious. I didn't actually think I had to tell him that I was going to my car since I had my car keys in my hand and was walking towards my car, but I did tell him and that son of a B**** followed me all the way to my car shining his light on me. Yes, the hulking menace that I am in a deserted near deserted parking lot.

They must have been out of doughnuts at the coffee shop or something.