Casting Call

Well, tomorrow is the day. The day D. begins her big trek to her new life in California. More importantly (because as we all know it's all about me) I have an opening for a Fag Hag (sorry, Homo Hunnie) that needs to be filled. I figured I would hold an open audition this Sunday for anyone interested. There has to be a hunnie out there somewhere who lost her Homo. Hmmm, maybe there is a Web site out there that pairs up fags and hags? I'll have to check into that. . .anyway Sunday at 6 p.m. will be the first round of auditions. What am I looking for? Well, a certain sense of style is mandatory along with an acerbic wit to help me keep my bitter skills sharpened. You also need to know when to drag me out of my house and expose me to life outside of Parma because I do tend to go into hermit mode quite often these days. Hmmmm, I also don't cook so cooking skills and a willingness to share those skills would be greatly appreciated. Let's face it ladies, you have some big shoes to fill (metaphorically speaking. D's Prada shod feet aren't big in actuality) so creativity is a must. I am sure D. will have some input as well so be sure to check back to see what she has to say.