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Thursday, December 28, 2006

Cafe Conversations

So the other day this women comes up to the counter and she looks like she has been through absolute hell. She had obvious plastic surgery scars, huge bags under her eyes, her hair was half falling out from a really bad dye job, and her clothes would have looked inappropriate on a sixteen year old anorexic let alone a sixty year old freak show. To top it off the woman had obviously never been taught that please and thank you are customary to use and that you should really be polite to people who are serving you food type items. Anyway she was out of my face within two minutes. A bit later I am cleaning up spilled drinks and I overhear her talking to her friend and she was saying "and she can't understand why she has no friends. I told her it was because she was such a bitch. Look at me, I told her, I have so many friends not because I am beautiful but because I am nice to everyone!"

Excuse me! Okay, maybe beauty is in the eye of the beholder but give me a break. Maybe she hadn't looked in the mirror in thirty or forty years and the nice to everyone!?! Don't make me laugh. Ah well, it must be a happy little world that she lives in.

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7 Comments:

At 9:58 AM, Blogger matthew said...

I'm sure you get a lot of women like that in that area.

 
At 10:33 AM, Blogger Janna said...

Wow.
The plastic surgery was probably to remove the big neon sign on her forehead that kept flashing "clueless... clueless... clueless..."

 
At 11:52 AM, Blogger Gumby said...

someday I'm gonna drive to the Land Of Cleve and come to your store just so you can have a nice customer sometime. The shit you have to put up with!

 
At 1:30 PM, Anonymous brianNshaker said...

You can NEVER underestimate the American public.Just thank your lucky stars you're not in Beachwood!

 
At 9:10 AM, Blogger Londradical said...

ciao

 
At 12:22 PM, Blogger Brad said...

Happy New Year, Vinnie!

 
At 12:23 PM, Blogger Lord Omar said...

...looked inappropriate on a sixteen year old anorexic let alone a sixty year old freak show...

vinnie, you sound like you need to chillax a tad.

too much caffeine over the holidays?

HNY!

 

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