Cafe Conversations

I know, it is a day late. . .sorry, but I have been a bit busy. Anyway I am glad I waited because I am working the cash register today and this woman comes in obviously straight from the gym. She orders her drink then pulls her money right out of her bra. That damn 5 dollar bill must have been there the entire time she was working out because it was WET! Can you say nasty? I must have made a face when she handed it to me and I felt it all soggy and stuff because she seemed to get a bit huffy and say "It's just a little sweat."

Right.

I so wanted to say "Well how do you feel about a little bit of my sweat in your freaking latte?" I mean come on? Put your freaking money in your locker or something but don't expect somebody to take your nasty, sweaty bra money and NOT make a face.