Cafe Conversations

This lady comes in today and I sort of knew I was in for it when she mentioned gas station cappuccinos. As I have said before, if it comes out of a machine at a gas station or McDonald's it ain't no damn cappuccino.
Lady: What sorts of oils are in your cappuccinos?
Me:None, we don't add any oils to them
Lady:Well the one at the gas station has coconut oil in it and I can't have coconut oil. Is there coconut oil in your cappuccinos?
Me: No, a cappuccino is just espresso, steamed milk, and milk foam.
Lady: If I get one I better not have a (sic) allergic reaction. I can't have no coconut oil. Are you sure there ain't any coconut oil.
Me: There is no oil in it. Just espresso and milk, nothing else.

So she gets one, takes a sip

Lady: This ain't sweet
Me: No, it is just espresso and milk and milk foam. Nothing else added (like I had already told her two times before)
Lady: Do you have any coconut syrup or anything you could add to it. . .

Oh yes, such is the life