Flashback

Remember this hottie, Lucky Vanous, from the Diet Coke commercials. Wow, he was one hot mofo. Wonder what happened to him. Anyway, in an ill conceived idea I bought his workout tape for my ex for his birthday. Huh, turns out homos make the same birthday mistakes straight men do too.

P.s.
speaking of exes. . .way to go Lauren! Call me, we'll definitely go out on the town wherever the ladies are!