Cafe Conversations

A lady comes up to the counter today. I ask her what I can get for her
Lady: Nothing, I hate your coffee.

Me: So, did you need something then? (I figured there had to be a reason for her to come to the counter, but you never know. Some people will wait in line just to tell you how much they hate your coffee).

Lady: A plug

Me: (utterly confused) I'm sorry, a what?

Lady: A plug. . .for my computer

Me: We only have the one over there (I pointed to where two people already had both sockets used up)

Lady: Well give me your extension cord (in an imperious tone of voice)

Me: (Okay, she hates my coffee and expects me to jump through hoops because she didn't have the foresight to bring a power cord or charge her own batteries) I'm sorry, we don't have an extension cord in the cafe.

Lady: Yes you do.

Me: No, we don't have one back here(and we don't keep those in the cafe, we keep them in the back supply closet so I wasn't lying).

Lady: Well tell them to leave (she pointed at the people using the socket who actually had bought not only drinks, but food as well).

Me: Sorry, first come first serve on the plug and they are still eating the food that they bought here.

Lady: Fine, I'll just go to Border's then

Hmm, okay, go to Borders and not buy anything and use their electricity and be a pain in their asses. Win/win situation to me!