LeBron's New Castle
Why is is that LeBron James' new home in Bath Township rates a front page article in the Plain Dealer? Not that it isn't an impressive house with a master suite bigger than most houses in the area, an outer wall featuring a limestone sculpture of LeBron's head wearing his trademark headband, an aquarium, a sports bar, bowling alley, recording studio, and a casino. Am I the only one thinking WTF? First off what the hell is he overcompensating for? Second this house seems like it came straight out of the mind of a twelve year old thinking "man, when I get big I'm gonna have a. . .a. . .a casino and a bar in my house!". What the hell? I'm gonna go on the record as saying, quite loudly too, LeBron you have gone OVERBOARD!. It is supposed to be a home and not a freaking mall or Vegas casino.
posted by Vinnie G. @ 1:30 PM
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WTF is right! Good gawd, can't he think of better things to do with his money than commissioning a limestone statue of HIMSELF wearing a HEADBAND?
Evidently not, but it did give me a great idea. I have commissioned a sculpture of myself holding a coffee cup. Well, okay, actually I am making a paper machete sculpture of myself holding a coffee cup but it is close.
I heard it also has a barbershop. And I thought I was too gay getting my hair cut every 3 weeks.
This was also a leading story on ABC's world news vidcast this evening. To quote a line: "How sad that is..."
Lebron still is a kid, so of course he's going to spend his money as such.
It'd be nice if people who have kagillions of dollars were more altruistic, but in many cases they've earned their luxuries through hard work.
Well, I do think whoever is advising him on fiscal matters is doing a shitty job because who the hell is ever going to buy that house later on?
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