Cafe Conversations

A special bonus cafe conversations. . .
I'm at the register yesterday and it is pretty busy (the first really nice day in awhile and all). A woman comes up and orders two decaf grande iced Americanos. Okay, fine. I mark the cup and tell my co-worker "2 decaf grande iced Americanos."
Lady: Does he know they are decaf?
Me: Yes, I just told him. (Duh, she could hear me telling him).
Lady: So he is going to make them decaf.
Me: Yes, they are going to be decaf.
We then do the whole money thing and as she is walking away
Lady: So are they going to be decaf?
Me: (in a pissy tone by this point) Yes, they are going to be decaf!
Lady: (now talking to my coworker finishing making his drinks) Don't forget those are decaf! (shouting so that people could hear her across the store). Those better be decaf (again in a really loud voice).
Finally he finishes the drinks and hands them to her
Lady: These are decaf right?
Co-Worker: (in his best innocent little boy face with a really blank expression on his face) What? You wanted decaf? When did you say that? (pause) Naw, just kidding. . .they're decaf.
I almost choked on my own spit trying not to laugh! I thought the lady was going to explode at first until he said he was kidding.

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