Cafe Conversations

I was in a pretty good mood this morning and I was well caffeinated for a change. I was running the register and things were going pretty well until Ms. Dazed and Confused came in. I had to say hello to her three times before I got any sort of response (keep in mind that there were three people behind her in line). What response did I get from her?
"What? Why are you looking at me?"
O.K. so not the response I was expecting from someone who did not seem totally crazy or whacked out on crack so I could only stare at her open mouthed for a second before she said "Well, what do you want?" in a snappish tone of voice. All I could think of to say was "Well, I just want to get your order," in an incredulous voice.
Luckily that seemed to snap her out of it somewhat as she said "Oh, Okay, you can do that. . ."
Really? I can!
Thanks so much for the favor lady.

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