Cafe Conversations
I just got a call from work. The same person who I had the last conversation with was on the other line.
"Uh, hi. VinnieG? I broke the dish machine. . ."
Big Sigh from my end of the phone. "What happened?" I asked.
"I pressed the red button and it stopped working."
"The red button on the front of the machine?" I asked.
"Yep,"
"The red button next to the green button?"
"Yep,"
Another big sigh from me.
"______ (name witheld to protect the guilty) all you did was turn it off. That is why it has off written on the red button. Just hit the green button and turn it back on."
"Oh," click. . .
posted by Vinnie G. @ 9:28 PM
2 Comments:
OK, you HAVE to be making this shit up!!! is there really someone that stupid who was able to fill out their own job application?
Here's a link to a post on the blog of a friend of mine that you may be able to enjoy about overheard cafe conversations.
Oh Gumby, I wish I was making this shit up. . .
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