Lessons Learned From Vacation. . .

. . .or pointless observations from vacation.
1)The Fauxhawk is still the prominent hairstyle in Montreal followed closely by dreds (yuck).
2)Subways are never as scary as I remember them being.
3)Not every vegetarian restaurant has pizza (note to C-Fresh).
4)Traveling is fun but it is always good to be home and see your stuff.
5)Watch your toothbrush, half awake traveling companions often can't tell the difference between bright pink and dark blue toothbrushes.
6)Buffalo may be one of the few cities that makes Cleveland look not depressed and run down.
7)Being cussed out by strangers always sounds better in French than English, you can pretend they are telling you a pretty story about the finger waving in your face.
8)One of the reasons people elsewhere aren't fat is because they actually WALK places.

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