Thanks Ohio

Dear Ohio,

I would like to thank you very much for entrusting my social security number to a twenty year old intern. I am so thrilled that you thought it was a good idea to let said intern take my name and social security number out of the office only to have the device storing my information stolen. I look forward to many fun evenings guessing "Who is pretending to be me today?" or the "Guess what's on my credit report this month!" game. I do think that maybe we could make this even more fun for your residents though. Why stop at leaking out your taxpayers names and social security numbers? Why not add in our checking account numbers too. That would be real fun. I am so glad that you went out of your way to make sure that I had stuff to do this summer. I can think of nothing more exciting than standing in line at the credit reporting agencies to file a fraud report.

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