Celebrity Sucks

Being a celebrity would totally suck. The paparazzi following you around getting flattering pics like this of Jennifer Aniston's bent over a$$ and plastering them all over. Hell no, give me the choice between rich or famous and I'll take the rich skip the famous. Shoot if I had the paparazzi following me all day they would get great shots of me singing in the car or picking my wedgie in the produce aisle of Giant Eagle. It does make you miss the good old days when celebrities were actually being photographed being celebrities. Sure they may have been beating the crap out of their kids with wire hangers but at least they looked damn good all the time when they were being photographed. There was no Carey Grant naked bongo playing or Audrey Hepburn getting out of a limo with no underwear on (or if she didn't she didn't show the goodies to the whole world).

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