One Way Ticket to Oblivion

What do you do when your career is going down the tubes and you are the joke of blogs everywhere and are actually pitied by trailer trash? If you are Britney Spears you go ahead and f*** your life up even more by backing out of a gig that could have helped you come back. You have a hit making producer (Timbaland) who takes time out of his schedule to help her out and pair her with her ex (and the bringer back of sexy) J.T. and you have the potential to undue a bit of damage. Canceling at the last minute? Stupid move. How are you going to keep paying for whitening strips for your baby's teeth and cheetos for your thighs if you keep pissing everyone off? I'm sure the white trash lifestyle is much cheaper but it still takes money to buy truckloads of junk food. . .
Who would have thought K-Sped would be the (?)responsible one by actually working. Well, I guess that is if you consider a guest spot on One Tree Hill working. The man may be a mooching, walking sperm donor but at least he can actually show up to a gig once in awhile.

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