The Worst of Both

ACK! How could Rumer Willis turn out to be so fugly? She got the worst possible combination of her parent's genes. This is one of the many reasons why I don't want kids. Look what good genes still turn out. . .Please Rumer, do us all a favor and live off of your trust fund. Don't subject us to seeing your bizarrely flattened face on the big screen. And for the sake of all mankind and all of procreation don't release a sex tape of yourself (but if you could steal one of your Mom's and Ashton's that would be appreciated) or there will be a large bought of erectile dysfunction going on throughout the land. . .

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