Cafe Conversations

I was taking out the trash this morning and that requires crossing over the entrance to the parking lot. The mall just put in tickets that you have to display in your windshield and the little gates that rise up after you take your ticket. Posted right where you get the tickets from the machine is a HUGE sign that says FREE PARKING 3 hour maximum. Of course I had a brainiac pull up to the little gate and shout at me
"HEY, why I gotta pay for parking now?"
Me: You don't. It's free parking
Driver: Why the gates here then?
Me: (now pointing at the sign) you take a ticket and put it in your windshield. YOu free 3 hour parking
Driver: How much it cost?
Me: Uh, It's free (pointing again at the sign).
Driver: So I ain't gotta pay?
Me: No, its free
Driver: So why I gotta take a ticket
Me: (getting really irritated) So the gate goes up and you can get in
Driver: Do I gotta pay to get out?
Me: NO! IT IS FREE (tapping the word free on the sign again)
Driver: Damn, you ain't gotta get all bitchy

At that point I just walked away. I hope that retard is still driving around the parking lot trying to figure out where to pay for her free parking at. . .

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