Killer Kitty

I swear my manpanion's cat is trying to kill me. Don't get me wrong, she is a nice cat and all. . .she just wants me dead. It started innocently enough with a few purrs then claw digs in sensitive areas but then it progressed. She then moved on to running between my legs as I went downstairs first thing in the morning. Since she is a black cat she isn't exactly easy to see through groggy eyes and mostly shadows. That didn't work (more to pure dumb luck than to any sort of balance) so she has moved on to other methods. The latest way she is trying to off me is by suffocating me. I have woken up a few times with her lying right on my face. All 16 pounds of her just plopped right on my face and it may be my imagination but I think she purrs louder the more I choke on her fur. . .

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