Not True Love?

What? Criss Angel is only using Britney for publicity and it isn't true love? At least that is what some blogs are saying. Say it ain't so? What isn't there to love? The smell of stale cigarettes and cheetos on her breath? A shaved down head and other parts that everyone on the web "got" to see (remember the no panties-hang-with-Paris phase?), a soon to be ex-husband who it looks like will soon to own everything Britney has, or maybe it is her impeccable fashion sense and grooming skills (hey, buzzing your own hair is a lot cheaper than having someone who knows what is going on do it for you). Maybe for his next trick he'll just make her disappear all together and do the world a favor.
Then again he ain't all that pretty either. . .

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