Reasons 11-19 To Be Agoraphobic

11)During an hour's swimming at a municipal pool you will ingest 1/12 liter
of urine.

12)In an average day your hands will have come into indirect contact with
15 penises (touching door handles, etc.)

13)An average person's yearly fast food intake will contain 12 pubic hairs.


14)In a year you will have swallowed 14 insects - while you slept!

15)Annually you will shake hands with 11 women who have recently
masturbated and failed to wash their hands.

16)Annually you will shake hands with 6 men who have recently masturbated
and failed to wash their hands.

17)In a lifetime, 22 workmen will have examined the contents of your dirty
linen basket.

18)At an average wedding reception you have a 1/100 chance of getting a
cold sore from one of the guests.

19)Daily you will breathe in 1 liter of other peoples' anal gases.

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