Cafe Conversations

This is a slightly different take on the normal cafe conversations. It seems that one of the girls who works for me has decided that she wants to become a "child of Jesus". Ok, cool, whatever. Fine by me. Show up to work, do your job, I don't really care what you do in your spare time. Oh, and no, this is not going the way you are probably thinking
She is actually asking me for advice.
About religion.
Me.
For instance "Is it okay if I want to have a beer with my dinner. I mean my boyfriend's mom says I shouldn't. What do you think?"
Me: Maybe you should ask your pastor.
Her: Yeah, but I want your opinion.
Me: Well, Jesus went out drinking with the boys a lot so I guess one beer could not hurt.

Then there are the deeper questions.
Her: What do you think is gonna happen when the Rapture comes
Me: Nothing, it is made up.
Her: No, really, what do you think is gonna happen.
Me: Nothing
Her: Oh you are so funny, really, what is gonna happen?
Me: I'll be able to get a table at First Watch on Sunday mornings for breakfast.
Her: Cause I was just wondering what you thought

Evidently the whole "it's made up," wasn't a good enough answer.

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