Reality Bites: Family Edition

Sometimes in a person's journey towards happiness and enlightenment they get help along the way. It seems that my family's purpose is to bring me into a sharp focus on reality. For example, the first thing that I heard when I walked into my parent's house yesterday for Christmas dinner was my aunt saying to me "Oh my God, you have put on weight! Wow. . ." to which I replied "Well, glad to know I drove two hours for that reception." Well, okay, I'll have to admit it at some point. I no longer have a 30 inch waist. The days of the 30 inch waist are long behind me but I will not be to the pants around the armpits anytime soon. There, I admit it. . .although I am sticking with this birthday is my 27th. . .again. . .at least for a little while longer.

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