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Monday, December 31, 2007

Testing

Did you ever feel like the universe was testing you? It seems no sooner than I decide to just accept what comes and put a smile on my face a dumb ass gets right up in my face to challenge my faux serenity. For example. . .today at work a woman came up and ordered a peppermint mocha.
Me: I'm sorry we are out of peppermint.
Lady: Okay, get me a peppermint white mocha then.
Me: We don't have any peppermint. We can't make that drink.
Lady: Fine, I'll take a peppermint latte then.
Me: We don't have any peppermint, sorry
Lady: What can you make with peppermint then (oh yes, she really asked that)
Me: Nothing. We do not have any peppermint. We can't make any peppermint flavored anyting.
Lady: So I can't get a peppermint mocha?

At that point her daughter finally chimed in "Mom, shut up and listen to the guy. They don't have any damn peppermint. Pick something else!" Now I may have been hallucinating but I could have sworn that I heard the lady mumble under her breath "well, he could have said they were out."




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At 2:38 AM, Blogger Gumby said...

oh yes, you will be tested. there's an old adage - NEVER pray for patience, because you'll suddenly find yourself in the longest lines of your life.

 
At 7:05 AM, Blogger Gay Geek said...

My boyfriend works for one of those big box retailers. Right now he is the managers that deals with all the return problems. As soon as I read this I called him at work and read it to him. He just laughed because these people are really out there.

 
At 5:50 PM, Blogger Vinnie G. said...

OY Vey! he has my utmost sympathy. I bet he deals with twice the amount of loons i do!

 

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