Zac & Vanessa

I came across this pic of Zac and Vanessa from HSM and even though I think Zac is butt ugly I will admit that he does have one hell of a nice body. Now call me crazy but does anyone else think this whole media blitz of them being "together" is a little too pat. In all the pics of them together I have seen it just doesn't seem like there is a real connection between them.

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Senator Craig Is A Mess

but he sure does make for some good mockery doesn't he. . .

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VH1 Goes To Rehab

I could not believe it when I got one of my Google alerts. VH1 is actually going to do a reality show about "celebs" going to rehab? Granted it is a VH1 Celebreality so the celebs are very minor (Chyna, Mary Carey, Brigette Nielsen) but still? Do we really want to follow these has been through rehab? I guess it really is true that VH1 will put just about anything (except quality) on TV.
It is a shame to see what people will do for a little publicity. I have to say that this would be one show that I'm gonna have to say no to.

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Just Get It B*tch

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Cafe Conversations

Well, here it is! My first CC of the new store in Columbus. This one isn't so much a conversation as it is something I saw. A very attractive young black lady came to the cafe and ordered her drink and while she was paying her two friends came up. They were two early twenties black men styled to the T in a sort of retro urban preppy. Think Urkel minus the bow tie with a really worked out body. . .and gay. The one guy had his thumb in his mouth so I was thinking that maybe he burnt it or slammed it in a door. Nope, the more I watched him the more I realized he was sucking his thumb! He had that thumb to the knuckle in his mouth and was sucking on it. He would half move it out of his mouth to talk but then it would go right back in. Think of a two year old talking around their thumb and that's what it was. I was so horrified to see a twenty something year old man sucking his thumb that I could not stop staring. It was like a car wreck. What the hell was up with that? Has anyone else seen something ridiculous like that? Please tell me this isn't the latest fad or thing because I may have to throw up if I see more of it.

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Addicted

In the one week that I have been down in Columbus and had cable I have contracted a serious addiction. I can't stop watching reality shows. I think I have watched the first two seasons of Top Chef straight through and all of season three up to now along with all of the Project Runways and about half the seasons of Top Model. I just can't stop myself! When I scroll through the t.v. guide on my cable and I see Top Chef or one of the others I just have to stop and watch. That usually makes me spend the rest of the day to see the final meal or collection or whatever! I love how they are sprinkling in hotties now too. Nothing like some great eye candy to make your day. I thought Sam from last year's Top Chef was really freaking hot (and he sure did wear his jeans well didn't he?) and I love Todd from Design Star. He can redesign my house anytime. . .as long as he keeps his shirt off!

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Ripper Lives?

Oh I hope this one is true. C-Fresh sent me a link over at Cult News that a Buffy the Vampire Slayer spin-off has been given the green light. The article doesn't give many details other than Giles is back in England and comes out of retirement to solve "ghost stories and other mysteries". Hopefully they'll do better than the whole Angel mess which started off with such promise then just took a huge nosedive.

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Granny Dearest

Wow! You gotta love to hate Leona Helmsley even after her death. On the one hand she bequeathes 12 million dollars to her dog so the pooch can live in style but then she turns around and lays a mega bitch slap on two of her grandkids by leaving them nothing. Holy stick it to them Leona! She even left $100,000 to her chauffeur but said the two grandkids get nothing "for reasons which are known to them". Call me nosy but I want to know what those reasons are. Crap, her and her husbands final resting places made out better than those two grandbabies with $3 million trust to keep the grave sites looking good.

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My Guy

What Kind of Guy Will You Fall For?
	You would fall for the gentleman. Keep an eye out for your love at your next formal or field trip to the opera. Watch out for bad boys who walk on the inside of the curb and don't hold the door for you, and you'll end up with the guy who's suave, sophisticated, and classy through-and-through.
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Will Dreams Come True?

I was just perusing my usual blogs and I came across this entry that almost made me pee my pants! According to What Would Tyler Durden Do? Jake Gyllenhaal is set to come out?!? (Damn it where is the interrobang when you really need it?) Supposedly Jake and his bf of years are having a surrogate incubate their baby? Something about that last part makes me think this is a hoax but it still leaves a boy hope to dream!

Be Well

Wow, I almost thought the whole Owen Wilson suicide attempt was a sick joke. Evidently Owen was found by family members after taking a bunch of pills and slashing his wrists. Depression and suicide are no joking matter and I really hope that he gets the help he needs to recover. Best wishes and get well Owen.

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Haitian UFO

I love the video of the Haitian "UFO". You have to give the creators credit. . .it does look surprisingly real. Well, at least until you watch the next video and watch the Parisian Grannies have their own encounter.

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Matthew Shepard Bill

One of the main rallying points of the religious wrong in their opposition of the Matthew Shepard Bill is that it would prohibit pastors from announcing homosexuality as a sin. A lot of religious wrongers were up in arms because the ACLU supports this bill. Of course if they had a brain in their body they would have realized the only reason why the ACLU is backing this bill is because it protects the wrongers right to denounce homosexuality. This bill only stands in regards to acts of violence and does not infringe on anyone's right of free speech.
This all makes me wonder why these people put so much time into their hatred speech and their rabble rousing. Shouldn't they be out building houses in New Orleans or creating community gardens to feed the poor? Wouldn't their time and energy be better spent on making sure all the starving children in this nation had food and clean, warm clothes? Wait. . .what am I thinking? That sort of thinking would never garner these people MegaChurches with Mega salaries. The only way that they can keep control over their "flock" is by using fear and hatred to control people. As long as you can give a group of people someone to hate and an enemy to demonize and dehumanize then you can control and suck them dry which is exactly what these "pastors" are doing. They use their position of power to dehumanize and lump all queer people into one "evil" group so that they can use the fear and hatred that they create to keep a very generous income coming in and a power base. Makes you wonder WWJD?

Your senators will be voting on this bill after their recess. Please email/ call/ write your senator to let them know that you support this bill and the right of all Americans to pursue Life, Liberty , and Happiness.

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1 Year Later

C-Fresh and I celebrated our 1 year anniversary last night. We went out to the local Barnes and Noble where we first met and then headed out to dinner at the Olde Mohawk just like we did a year ago. Of course I found out last night that it all almost never happened. C-Fresh was about 45 minutes to and hour late meeting me at B&N. At one point he called and said he was running late because he had gotten pulled over. Well, actually he didn't. He was just so nervous about meeting me that he was out in the parking lot debating whether or not to actually come in and meet me. I guess it was a good thing he did, eh?

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Worth the Money

Huh, so I am vidicated (sort of) for my minor lottery addiction (a.k.a. the white trash retirement plan). There is an article for the Philadelphia paper that says the bigger the jackpot the more logical it is to buy a ticket. Mathematically speaking, the bigger a jackpot gets, the closer each ticket’s value approaches $1 which is what you pay for each bet. To figure out the dollar value of each bet you divide the jackpot by the # of combinations. So the current Mega Millions jackpot is 250 million bucks and the combos are 176 million so each ticked is actually worth about 70 cents. Wow! That is practically a steal. It's almost like I'd be LOSING money if I didn't go out and buy more tickets!

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Future Ex Husband Friday

This is coming at you a day late because I have completely lost track of what day it is with the move and everything. This week's hottie is Colin Ferguson who appears in the Sci-Fi show Eureka. I love this man's facial expressions and that episode where he was naked. ..WOW! What a bod!

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Celebrity Sucks

Being a celebrity would totally suck. The paparazzi following you around getting flattering pics like this of Jennifer Aniston's bent over a$$ and plastering them all over. Hell no, give me the choice between rich or famous and I'll take the rich skip the famous. Shoot if I had the paparazzi following me all day they would get great shots of me singing in the car or picking my wedgie in the produce aisle of Giant Eagle. It does make you miss the good old days when celebrities were actually being photographed being celebrities. Sure they may have been beating the crap out of their kids with wire hangers but at least they looked damn good all the time when they were being photographed. There was no Carey Grant naked bongo playing or Audrey Hepburn getting out of a limo with no underwear on (or if she didn't she didn't show the goodies to the whole world).

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Battleboro, Home of the Free

Kudos to Battleboro for voting down a permanent ban on non-lewd public nakedness in your town. I'm not saying people should be going to work/church/school naked but if someone wants to hang out in their backyard and skinnydip then more power to them. What is even more frightening than seeing a 90 year old obese woman skinny dipping though are the arguments used in favor of the ban. One guy talked about a mother who was upset because a merchant was changing the clothes on a mannequin and her kids saw a naked mannequin. Okay, someone get that lad a burqa and some Prozac stat! If you are concerned that your kids are seeing a piece of plastic naked then you are either seriously mentally unbalanced or you get up to some seriously freaky sh*t and you are trying to overcompensate. It makes me wonder how old those kids are? Lady, if they are over seven then they have already raided the back issues of National Geographic and seen boobies.
There was also the preacher who said that young men are visually stimulated so why put something in front of them to promote sin. Hmmmm, I thought that was what the internet was for. . .to see the seriously freaky sh*t and not some people hanging out on the lawn doing nothing.
You can read all the comments made at the Smoking Gun and see for yourself what people have to say.

p.s.
If you remember all this furor started last summer (or was it this one) when a bunch of kids stated to hang out in a parking lot naked. It wasn't some great conspiracy where a brigade of naked porn stars waltzed through town in only six inch spike heels.

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The Nanny Diaries

What's that? The Nanny Diaries sucks? Gee, who couldn't have guessed that. I couldn't believe that the Nanny Diaries got as much attention as it did. When I finally got around to reading it (thank God I signed it out of the library so I didn't have to waste a cent on it) I couldn't believe it was the same book everyone was talking about. I was actually expecting something witty and satirical instead of just plain old dull and trite. So if Hollywood takes good books and ruins them I can only imagine what a mangled mess a horrible book would become as a movie. The only thing that could possibly save it for me is if Chris Evans is mostly undressed throughout the whole movie. That would be worth the price of admission.

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Oh Britney

Well it turns out Britney blowing off Timbaland was a hoax so at least she isn't 100% stupid. Okay, there is the whole wanting to runaway thing. What does the girl who has been everything do when it all comes crashing down? Run away of course. Where would be the perfect place to go where nobody could find you and you could be left in peace. Oh, there is that sleepy little burg called London. I bet nobody could EVER find her there. . .
Geez Britney, grow up and get a f****** clue already. It is pretty darn pathetic that you make K-Sped look like the mature together one. How freaking hard is it to hire a publicist to make you look not so f***** retarded. My idiot hillbilly cousins can put on a better act than you when they have too.

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Good To Go

Well, I am officially here now. The cable and the internet are installed and all my crap is moved in (not put away but at least moved in). Now that the cable guy has left I can now run down to the library and get my library card and more importantly register to vote (WOO-HOO). I would like to take this opportunity to say that if you aren't registered to vote then get off your a$$ and go do it now. If you don't think that voting is important and/ or a waste of your time then please don't come back because you are too stupid to live. . .

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It's So Hard. . .

. . .to say goodbye. Get your mind out of the gutter you filthy dog you. Today was my last day working at my current store and I have to admit I teared up pretty bad as I was leaving. It is hard leaving a place you basically like and great people that you work with. Every other job I've left has been when I've gotten to that point that I'd kill myself if I had to set foot in there one more day so leaving a place, and people that I have enjoyed for the past four years was difficult. I only hope to be able to create a team at my new store to be half of what my old team was. Anyway, I am on the road tomorrow to officially be a citizen of Columbus so don't expect any new entries from me until at least Friday night if everything goes well. The cable company is supposed to be showing up bright and early Friday to set up my cable and internet but you all know how that goes so until the weekend be good and So long Cleveland and thanks for the memories.

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Cake and Eat It

What is up with that freak Jim Naugle? He votes to increase spending to get GLBT vacationers to go to Ft. Lauderdale then turns around and says crap "I don't use the word 'gay,'" he said. "I use the word 'homosexual.' Most of them aren't gay. They're unhappy."
He was also asked if tourism dollars shouldn't be spent to attract gay men to south Florida because of HIV concerns and this is what he had to say

It's not the men coming here, spreading the disease, unfortunately, it's people going home with the disease that maybe they didn't have before they visited Fort Lauderdale.

How does he plan to stem the HIV crisis in his area? By spending $250,000 on single occupancy toilets to prevent sex from happening in them. Hmmm, I would think maybe it would go to better use on EDUCATION. If your cases of HIV are increasing in your county odds are you have stupid people living there who haven't heard of CONDOMS! So dumb ass instead of biting the head off of your golden goose (950,000 gay tourists contribute $1.2 billion a year to the local economy) educate your citizens on safer sex. An ounce of prevention. . .

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One Way Ticket to Oblivion

What do you do when your career is going down the tubes and you are the joke of blogs everywhere and are actually pitied by trailer trash? If you are Britney Spears you go ahead and f*** your life up even more by backing out of a gig that could have helped you come back. You have a hit making producer (Timbaland) who takes time out of his schedule to help her out and pair her with her ex (and the bringer back of sexy) J.T. and you have the potential to undue a bit of damage. Canceling at the last minute? Stupid move. How are you going to keep paying for whitening strips for your baby's teeth and cheetos for your thighs if you keep pissing everyone off? I'm sure the white trash lifestyle is much cheaper but it still takes money to buy truckloads of junk food. . .
Who would have thought K-Sped would be the (?)responsible one by actually working. Well, I guess that is if you consider a guest spot on One Tree Hill working. The man may be a mooching, walking sperm donor but at least he can actually show up to a gig once in awhile.

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Big Whore

Oops I mean Big Brother the Brit edition is allegedly in talks with Paris Hilton to appear on said show. Supposedly she wants to use this "opportunity" to disprove her wild child ways and bimbo personae. That I would love to see. Please, the girl could barely get through her prepared statement from prison how she wanted to help kids or something. The only thing I can tell she has done so far is to not flash her crotch (okay, so that takes some major work for her) at the paparazzi. I smell a big fiasco coming on and she is too shameless to be even half embarrassed which makes it even more fun.

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Yawn

Awards shows suck. That isn't an opinion that is pretty much a fact. They only suck less if Ellen Degeneres hosts them. Putting Ryan Seacrest as the host of the Emmys only ensures that they will suck even more than normal. Ryan isn't even the good part of American Idol. He is sort of like commercials, you know he has to be there but you don't have to like him. Take away the bad auditions, Simon's snarky comments, Randy's stupid glasses, and Paula's drug/ alcohol fueled idiocy and you might as well have a saltine host the Emmy's. At least that would have some entertainment value for, like, a minute which would beat Seacrest out by a good 59 seconds or so. . .

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I am so sick of hearing how hot everyone thinks Zac Efron is. Sure he has the skinny and toned body of a 19 year old that I have no hopes of ever having again but did anyone else actually see High School Musical? Could the boy have had more pancake makeup on? That isn't even counting his "singing". Please, when he was lip syncing his songs it looked more like he needed to add more fiber to his diet to squeeze that big turd out. That is the mental image I have now whenever someone mentions him. . .a constipated pancake makeup wearing freak.

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Alright. . .so Brady Quinn didn't do horrible his first time out. He may actually be worth the money. If he really wants to earn his money, though, he should have to play shirtless.

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The Worst of Both

ACK! How could Rumer Willis turn out to be so fugly? She got the worst possible combination of her parent's genes. This is one of the many reasons why I don't want kids. Look what good genes still turn out. . .Please Rumer, do us all a favor and live off of your trust fund. Don't subject us to seeing your bizarrely flattened face on the big screen. And for the sake of all mankind and all of procreation don't release a sex tape of yourself (but if you could steal one of your Mom's and Ashton's that would be appreciated) or there will be a large bought of erectile dysfunction going on throughout the land. . .

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Let's Go To The Circus

Now this is a circus I want to go see. In the style of Cirque du Soleil (or as D. calls it Cirque du So Gay) comes the Gay Circus. It features very hot men performing their feats of strength and looking damn hot while they do it. Of course you can only see it if you live in the new gay capital of Europe (Barcelona) but hopefully they will go on tour. . .

found at Gang Do Banheirao

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Brittany II

What's this? Lindsay Lohan wants to resurrect her pop career? I thought something had to be there before you could resurrect it? Sure she already released two albums. . .can anyone name them? Does anyone even own one? Thought not. If she wants to imitate Britany Spears so much why doesn't she stick to what she knows? Flashing cooch, getting falling down drunk, and smashing things. Maybe they can band together and form their own porn company "Celebs Gone Rockbottom". Lord knows the only reason she wants to go "back" to her singing career is because no one is stupid enough to insure her crack-a$$.

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Booty Call Contract

I found this in my email (and I won't name names to protect the guilty. . .you know who you are you dirty girl. . .LOL) and thought it was hysterical! Well, that and it made me glad that I am not on the dating scene anymore dealing with this crap in actuality. . .

This pre-booty call agreement (hereinafter referred to as the "Agreement") is entered into on the _____day of __________, 2007, by_______________________, between ____________and______________.

THIS AGREEMENT SHALL COVER THE FOLLOWING RULES AND PRINCIPLES:
1. No sleeping over - unless it is very good and we need to repeat it in the morning.
2. No meeting in public except for dinner or drinks before the events of the evening
3. No calls before 9 PM - we don't have shit to talk about.
4. None of that "lovemaking" shit - only sex allowed.
5. No emotional discussions (i.e. Where are we heading with this? Do you love me?) The answer is no, so don't ask.
6. No plans made in advance - that is why you are called the "backup, " unless you are from
out-of-town, then it's only a one-time advanced arrangement.
9. No calling each other "friends with privileges" we are not friends, just sex buddies.
10. Calling out the wrong name during sex is OK - don't be offended.
11. No extra clothing - I don't want your ass leaving anything behind when you leave.
12. No falling asleep right after sex - it's over, so get your ass up, get dressed and go the
fuck home.
13. Don't be offended if I don't ask if you enjoyed it - I don't care.
14. You cannot borrow my car for any reason.
15. If anyone asks who you are, the standard response will be: "My roommate's
girlfriend/boyfriend."
16. Doggie style is the preferred position - the reason is less eye contact the better.
18. No condoms, no fucking. Carry your ass home.
19. No phone use, please - don't want anyone calling back looking for your ass.

Participating Party
Signature______________________________________
Date: _______________

Participating Party
Signature______________________________________
Date: ________________

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I Want To See Jesus. . .

. . .skate. Too bad I missed it!

courtesy of Crummy Church Signs

Adam Levine. . .

. . .still so freaking hot!

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Let's Rap About Kebabs. . .

Okay, where do I start with this one? A Turkish immigrant to Paris came up with a little rap to amuse the customers at the little shop he worked at. Somebody from some label heard him, they made a video and released Mange du Kebab as a single. WTF? Then you watch the video and I swear that teen angst girl from Party of Five is in it which is freaky enough let alone a bunch of people rapping about kebabs in French. After you watch the video you then need to go to Reuters and watch the story about it. I love the translator guy for Lil Maaz. . .he sounds like a totally stoned Canadian. The reporter herself sounds way to puffed up with her own self importance to be reporting on Lil Maaz. . .

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Future Ex Husband Friday: Forbes March

Check out yummy actor/ model Forbes March. . .

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The Things That Go On. . .

. . .where I work are sometimes unbelievable. You really need to experience the area for yourself to truly understand what it is like to work there. Today for my lunch I was craving a chicken pot pie from Giant Eagle. I make my way to my car and I am getting myself settled in when all of a sudden I hear a car horn blaring. It wasn't a toot it was a BLARE (I was on the phone with C-Fresh at the time and he can attest to it). Turns out a woman wanted my parking space and I wasn't moving fast enough for her. You may be thinking that my space would be the only space in the lot and you would be wrong. There were at least 3 other spaces empty about 10 feet down and the ENTIRE row behind me was empty. Naturally this made me take my time and she kept making hurry up motions at me which I was having none of. I made sure to mouth very distinctly into my cell phone "Some F****** B**** is trying to hurry me out of my space. WTF?" Again she blared her horn at me so I was all "F*** that" and flipped her off and just sat in my car until she got pissed and tore off down the aisle at which point I left the spot and let some nice old man the spot.
There have actually been Fist Fights in our parking lot because people have wanted parking spaces in the very front row. Adults have actually brawled over PARKING SPACES? Yes, this is what our country is coming too with this selfish "me first I am more special than anyone" entitlement going on. ARGH! I will be really interested to see if people in Columbus act anywhere near as spoiled as the overgrown brats I deal with everyday at work.

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The Man With The Golden Torc

One of the benefits of working in a bookstore is we can sign out new books. I took home Simon R. Green's The Man With the Golden Torc and I did enjoy it. It was no wonder that I enjoyed it though because it was essentially a Novel of the Nightside except not set in the Nightside. If you know who John Taylor is then Eddie Drood will seem very familiar. Janissary Jane will remind you of Shotgun Suzie and so on. Part of what I love about the Nightside is the frenetic action and there is plenty of that in modern London as Eddie Drood tries to figure out who in the hell set him up to look like a traitor to his family? While avoiding the omnipresent Drood family (the scions of the ancient Druids who now protect the world from the Things that go Bump) and the opposition group Manifest Destiny Eddie encounters the oddities that the author loves to pepper his books with. If you are looking for a truly original novel then this will disappoint but if you love the Nightside and a good wisecracking hero then you will definitely enjoy this book. Not great literature, but a heck of a good time.

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I Hate The East Side

I hate the East Side of Cleveland. I was trying to make it to a friend's party tonight and they had one of the main roads closed off for the Feast of the Assumption in Little Italy. If it had been on the West side it would have been no problem. The West side is laid out in a grid so you just have to go up one street then over. The East side is laid out in some sort of bizarre alternate reality so that if you try the trick of going one street over then up and around you end up somewhere totally opposite of where you thought you would be. I drove around for 1 1/2 hours trying to find my over to a street I knew. Of course the entire time I was lost I was stuck in the "hood" so at the point when 4 thugs huddled together and pointed at my car and started walking my way when I was at a red light I said F*** this and got my ass out of there. I did finally find a street that I half recognized so I just headed home after 2 hours of driving. Yeah, the glamorous life I lead, eh? Sorry Paul, I tried to make it. . .

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Sharper Than A Serpent's Tooth

I really enjoy Simon R. Green's tales of the Nightside. They are fun, quick reads that keep me entertained. I just finished Sharper Than A Serpent's Tooth: A Novel of the Nightside (Ace Fantasy Book) and loved it. John Taylor, P.I. and son of a the biblical legend Lilith is on a mission to save the world as he knows it. . .from himself. He has fought long and hard to figure out exactly who his mother was and why his Enemies have wanted him dead since his birth. Now all he has to do is prevent an increasingly probable future, destroy his indestructible mother, and avoid the plethora of people out to get him.
This series is fantasy at its most fun. I love the wise cracking protagonist and the multitude of colorful characters that the author spatters in the book. For a fun read and a vastly entertaining series I highly recommend checking out this author.

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300 Queers

Check out this parody of The 300, 300 Queers. Freaking hysterical!

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Cafe Conversations

It's been awhile since I posted one of these but last night I got inspired because evidently cell phones make you deaf. A guy came in and ordered a latte. The barista tried to explain to him that we couldn't do that because our machine was (surprise, surprise) broken (yet again). After she finished explaining it to him while he was on his cell phone he promptly asked "How much is my latte?" in an annoyed tone of voice. All of our jaws just dropped and I had to turn my head to not laugh in his stupid face. Again the barista tried to explain (while I choked on my laughter) that the machine was broken and we could get him something else at which point he said loudly into his cell phone "I don't know what the hell is going on here. These people refuse to sell me a latte. . . " and stomped off pretending to be important.

WTF?

I find it hard to believe that this crap happens as a matter of course everywhere.

In related news, Gumby, there was a FOV moment yesterday. As a young lady (mid twenties) was ordering her drink an older lady came behind her and just started barking out her order (this actually does happen a lot too with people barging in and trying to talk over the person in front of them). The young lady turned and very politely said "That is very rude, I would think you would know that by now." It was totally awesome! The other lady stomped off in a huff all insulted. The best part is we can't get in trouble because we weren't the ones to actually say it to her. I officially award that young lady a FOV award.

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So Wrong

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Just Cause. . .

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Moving Day

It's going to be quiet from me this weekend. I am moving most of my crap down to Columbus and getting stuff taken care of down there. Even though my official move is still a few weeks away I like to get a jump on things. Have a great weekend everyone and I'll see you after the weekend.

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The Only House That Matters

I saw over at Jestertunes a sorting questionnaire. Who didn't see this one coming?

The sorting hat says that I belong in Slytherinr!

Said Slytherin, "We'll teach just those whose ancestry is purest."

Slytherin students are typically cunning and hungry for power. Important members include Draco Malfoy (Harry's nemesis), Professor Severus Snape (head of Slytherin), and Lord Voldemort.

 
 



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Thank You Senate

I would just like to send an insincere thank you to the House and Senate for pushing through Bush's spying program where without a warrant any American phone call or email that has a reasonable probability of going out of the country can be intercepted and read/ listened too. Who is in charge of this program? Alberto Gonzalez. Great. That isn't too scary or anything. I am so glad you are voting away our civil liberties so you that you can go on vacation and relax while the rest of us sit here and wonder "What will they take away next?" I am glad to report that my Senator Sherrod Brown did NOT vote for this farce. Thank you Sherrod! I knew I voted right in you! To read more about this check out Michelangelo Signorile's blog and to see if your Senator voted for this go here. Please, if your Senator voted for it email them and tell them what shmucks you think they are. I am going to email Mr, Brown and thank him for not caving in to the Right Wing Scare Agenda.

If you don't know how to contact your Senator got to Senate.gov There is a tab in the top right corner to help you find your Senator. Speak now or forever hold your piece.

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Levi's

I saw the original of this commercial and thought the man was totally hot and now I see there is a second version. . .I love this one much better!

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My New Watch

I just got my new watch today that I ordered from Hong Kong. This thing is so freaking sweet. It is an Mp3 player, video player, voice recorder, and usb storage device all in one. It is pretty easy to figure out but deciphering the instructions is a little bit tricky. For example:

(1)When plays, press "Play" buttons long time. . ."

Other than that it is good fun. The sound is actually pretty amazing too from such a little thing. You can only listen through head phones but it is still pretty damn amazing.

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This Is Why Marriage Is Important To Us

I have had a few people ask me what the big deal about marriage is for "the gays". They don't see beyond the hassles and the ceremony and the daily grind to things like this. Luckily C-Fresh and I don't have parents who hate what we are (at least to our faces) but you never know what can happen and what people will do in extreme situations. Anyone who thinks that "the gays" are going for extra rights and want special treatment needs to read this article and ask themselves "What if someone else had the power to decide who I saw as I was dying despite my wishes?"

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Joost

Does anyone by any chance have an extra Joost invite that they would like to throw my way? I would be your best friend for, like, a whole day or something. . .

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Pretty Men. . .

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Bitchy People

After a particularly bratty and evil woman came through our line last night my coworkers and I tried to figure out what makes people be so incredibly rude to strangers? What is so wrong with their life that they have to be jerks to people they don't even know? I figure that there is something fundamentally wrong with their life and they have to act out to make themselves feel better. For example they have no money and are living WAY outside their means so they have to try to pretend that everyone else is beneath them. I wish these people would realize that nobody thinks they are cool or awesome people when they are rude to other people. Most of us are just thinking what is so wrong with your life that you have to compensate in this way.

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It's In His Kiss

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No Vegas

Yesterday after work my boss and I went to the Mountaineer casino. He had never been so it was sort of a happy 40th birthday/ sorry I am deserting you for a better store sort of trip. The mountaineer resort and casino is a lot of fun as long as you don't set your expectations too high. Las Vegas it is not (or even Niagara Falls). Essentially you have three rooms (very large rooms) of slot machines. If you enjoy slots then you are in like flint. Oh yeah, there is also a large contingent of hill billys there. If you are ever feeling down about yourself take a trip there, you will find many people who make you feel really damn good about yourself.
Sadly I did not win anything on this trip down but it was still fun to hit the slots.

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Harry Potter: After The Book

Are you a total dork like me and want to know what happened between the end of the book and the epilogue? Who does what for a living and who exactly is Victoire? Well, I did. I found out some of the answers here. Ms. Rowling has hinted that there may be more answers if she does a Harry Potter encycolpedia. Please write this J.K. PLEASE! I must know more. I have also heard rumors that she has the life of Sirius Black plotted out. Who else would love to read a series about Sirius?

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Don't read the article if you don't want the ending to be spoiled.

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AAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!

OH-MY-GOD! This contraption is so freaking disgusting! I keep alternating between horror and fascination. . .

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Thanks GinaBruce for making me fixate on this all night. I'll probably have nightmares now. .. .

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The Dresden Files

Whew, finally done with the summer class. Woo-Hoo. Got my grade yesterday for my final project which was a fan site for The Dresden Files. I managed to pull an A out of my ass seeing as how I didn't really put all that much effort into it so I wonder what everybody else did.

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