Zac & Vanessa

I came across this pic of Zac and Vanessa from HSM and even though I think Zac is butt ugly I will admit that he does have one hell of a nice body. Now call me crazy but does anyone else think this whole media blitz of them being "together" is a little too pat. In all the pics of them together I have seen it just doesn't seem like there is a real connection between them.

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Senator Craig Is A Mess

but he sure does make for some good mockery doesn't he. . .

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VH1 Goes To Rehab

I could not believe it when I got one of my Google alerts. VH1 is actually going to do a reality show about "celebs" going to rehab? Granted it is a VH1 Celebreality so the celebs are very minor (Chyna, Mary Carey, Brigette Nielsen) but still? Do we really want to follow these has been through rehab? I guess it really is true that VH1 will put just about anything (except quality) on TV.
It is a shame to see what people will do for a little publicity. I have to say that this would be one show that I'm gonna have to say no to.

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Just Get It B*tch

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Cafe Conversations

Well, here it is! My first CC of the new store in Columbus. This one isn't so much a conversation as it is something I saw. A very attractive young black lady came to the cafe and ordered her drink and while she was paying her two friends came up. They were two early twenties black men styled to the T in a sort of retro urban preppy. Think Urkel minus the bow tie with a really worked out body. . .and gay. The one guy had his thumb in his mouth so I was thinking that maybe he burnt it or slammed it in a door. Nope, the more I watched him the more I realized he was sucking his thumb! He had that thumb to the knuckle in his mouth and was sucking on it. He would half move it out of his mouth to talk but then it would go right back in. Think of a two year old talking around their thumb and that's what it was. I was so horrified to see a twenty something year old man sucking his thumb that I could not stop staring. It was like a car wreck. What the hell was up with that? Has anyone else seen something ridiculous like that? Please tell me this isn't the latest fad or thing because I may have to throw up if I see more of it.

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Addicted

In the one week that I have been down in Columbus and had cable I have contracted a serious addiction. I can't stop watching reality shows. I think I have watched the first two seasons of Top Chef straight through and all of season three up to now along with all of the Project Runways and about half the seasons of Top Model. I just can't stop myself! When I scroll through the t.v. guide on my cable and I see Top Chef or one of the others I just have to stop and watch. That usually makes me spend the rest of the day to see the final meal or collection or whatever! I love how they are sprinkling in hotties now too. Nothing like some great eye candy to make your day. I thought Sam from last year's Top Chef was really freaking hot (and he sure did wear his jeans well didn't he?) and I love Todd from Design Star. He can redesign my house anytime. . .as long as he keeps his shirt off!

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Ripper Lives?

Oh I hope this one is true. C-Fresh sent me a link over at Cult News that a Buffy the Vampire Slayer spin-off has been given the green light. The article doesn't give many details other than Giles is back in England and comes out of retirement to solve "ghost stories and other mysteries". Hopefully they'll do better than the whole Angel mess which started off with such promise then just took a huge nosedive.

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Granny Dearest

Wow! You gotta love to hate Leona Helmsley even after her death. On the one hand she bequeathes 12 million dollars to her dog so the pooch can live in style but then she turns around and lays a mega bitch slap on two of her grandkids by leaving them nothing. Holy stick it to them Leona! She even left $100,000 to her chauffeur but said the two grandkids get nothing "for reasons which are known to them". Call me nosy but I want to know what those reasons are. Crap, her and her husbands final resting places made out better than those two grandbabies with $3 million trust to keep the grave sites looking good.

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My Guy

What Kind of Guy Will You Fall For?
	You would fall for the gentleman. Keep an eye out for your love at your next formal or field trip to the opera. Watch out for bad boys who walk on the inside of the curb and don't hold the door for you, and you'll end up with the guy who's suave, sophisticated, and classy through-and-through.
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Will Dreams Come True?

I was just perusing my usual blogs and I came across this entry that almost made me pee my pants! According to What Would Tyler Durden Do? Jake Gyllenhaal is set to come out?!? (Damn it where is the interrobang when you really need it?) Supposedly Jake and his bf of years are having a surrogate incubate their baby? Something about that last part makes me think this is a hoax but it still leaves a boy hope to dream!

Be Well

Wow, I almost thought the whole Owen Wilson suicide attempt was a sick joke. Evidently Owen was found by family members after taking a bunch of pills and slashing his wrists. Depression and suicide are no joking matter and I really hope that he gets the help he needs to recover. Best wishes and get well Owen.

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Haitian UFO

I love the video of the Haitian "UFO". You have to give the creators credit. . .it does look surprisingly real. Well, at least until you watch the next video and watch the Parisian Grannies have their own encounter.

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Matthew Shepard Bill

One of the main rallying points of the religious wrong in their opposition of the Matthew Shepard Bill is that it would prohibit pastors from announcing homosexuality as a sin. A lot of religious wrongers were up in arms because the ACLU supports this bill. Of course if they had a brain in their body they would have realized the only reason why the ACLU is backing this bill is because it protects the wrongers right to denounce homosexuality. This bill only stands in regards to acts of violence and does not infringe on anyone's right of free speech.
This all makes me wonder why these people put so much time into their hatred speech and their rabble rousing. Shouldn't they be out building houses in New Orleans or creating community gardens to feed the poor? Wouldn't their time and energy be better spent on making sure all the starving children in this nation had food and clean, warm clothes? Wait. . .what am I thinking? That sort of thinking would never garner these people MegaChurches with Mega salaries. The only way that they can keep control over their "flock" is by using fear and hatred to control people. As long as you can give a group of people someone to hate and an enemy to demonize and dehumanize then you can control and suck them dry which is exactly what these "pastors" are doing. They use their position of power to dehumanize and lump all queer people into one "evil" group so that they can use the fear and hatred that they create to keep a very generous income coming in and a power base. Makes you wonder WWJD?

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1 Year Later

C-Fresh and I celebrated our 1 year anniversary last night. We went out to the local Barnes and Noble where we first met and then headed out to dinner at the Olde Mohawk just like we did a year ago. Of course I found out last night that it all almost never happened. C-Fresh was about 45 minutes to and hour late meeting me at B&N. At one point he called and said he was running late because he had gotten pulled over. Well, actually he didn't. He was just so nervous about meeting me that he was out in the parking lot debating whether or not to actually come in and meet me. I guess it was a good thing he did, eh?

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Worth the Money

Huh, so I am vidicated (sort of) for my minor lottery addiction (a.k.a. the white trash retirement plan). There is an article for the Philadelphia paper that says the bigger the jackpot the more logical it is to buy a ticket. Mathematically speaking, the bigger a jackpot gets, the closer each ticket’s value approaches $1 which is what you pay for each bet. To figure out the dollar value of each bet you divide the jackpot by the # of combinations. So the current Mega Millions jackpot is 250 million bucks and the combos are 176 million so each ticked is actually worth about 70 cents. Wow! That is practically a steal. It's almost like I'd be LOSING money if I didn't go out and buy more tickets!

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Future Ex Husband Friday

This is coming at you a day late because I have completely lost track of what day it is with the move and everything. This week's hottie is Colin Ferguson who appears in the Sci-Fi show Eureka. I love this man's facial expressions and that episode where he was naked. ..WOW! What a bod!

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Celebrity Sucks

Being a celebrity would totally suck. The paparazzi following you around getting flattering pics like this of Jennifer Aniston's bent over a$$ and plastering them all over. Hell no, give me the choice between rich or famous and I'll take the rich skip the famous. Shoot if I had the paparazzi following me all day they would get great shots of me singing in the car or picking my wedgie in the produce aisle of Giant Eagle. It does make you miss the good old days when celebrities were actually being photographed being celebrities. Sure they may have been beating the crap out of their kids with wire hangers but at least they looked damn good all the time when they were being photographed. There was no Carey Grant naked bongo playing or Audrey Hepburn getting out of a limo with no underwear on (or if she didn't she didn't show the goodies to the whole world).

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Battleboro, Home of the Free

Kudos to Battleboro for voting down a permanent ban on non-lewd public nakedness in your town. I'm not saying people should be going to work/church/school naked but if someone wants to hang out in their backyard and skinnydip then more power to them. What is even more frightening than seeing a 90 year old obese woman skinny dipping though are the arguments used in favor of the ban. One guy talked about a mother who was upset because a merchant was changing the clothes on a mannequin and her kids saw a naked mannequin. Okay, someone get that lad a burqa and some Prozac stat! If you are concerned that your kids are seeing a piece of plastic naked then you are either seriously mentally unbalanced or you get up to some seriously freaky sh*t and you are trying to overcompensate. It makes me wonder how old those kids are? Lady, if they are over seven then they have already raided the back issues of National Geographic and seen boobies.
There was also the preacher who said that young men are visually stimulated so why put something in front of them to promote sin. Hmmmm, I thought that was what the internet was for. . .to see the seriously freaky sh*t and not some people hanging out on the lawn doing nothing.
You can read all the comments made at the Smoking Gun and see for yourself what people have to say.

p.s.
If you remember all this furor started last summer (or was it this one) when a bunch of kids stated to hang out in a parking lot naked. It wasn't some great conspiracy where a brigade of naked porn stars waltzed through town in only six inch spike heels.

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The Nanny Diaries

What's that? The Nanny Diaries sucks? Gee, who couldn't have guessed that. I couldn't believe that the Nanny Diaries got as much attention as it did. When I finally got around to reading it (thank God I signed it out of the library so I didn't have to waste a cent on it) I couldn't believe it was the same book everyone was talking about. I was actually expecting something witty and satirical instead of just plain old dull and trite. So if Hollywood takes good books and ruins them I can only imagine what a mangled mess a horrible book would become as a movie. The only thing that could possibly save it for me is if Chris Evans is mostly undressed throughout the whole movie. That would be worth the price of admission.

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Oh Britney

Well it turns out Britney blowing off Timbaland was a hoax so at least she isn't 100% stupid. Okay, there is the whole wanting to runaway thing. What does the girl who has been everything do when it all comes crashing down? Run away of course. Where would be the perfect place to go where nobody could find you and you could be left in peace. Oh, there is that sleepy little burg called London. I bet nobody could EVER find her there. . .
Geez Britney, grow up and get a f****** clue already. It is pretty darn pathetic that you make K-Sped look like the mature together one. How freaking hard is it to hire a publicist to make you look not so f***** retarded. My idiot hillbilly cousins can put on a better act than you when they have too.

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Good To Go

Well, I am officially here now. The cable and the internet are installed and all my crap is moved in (not put away but at least moved in). Now that the cable guy has left I can now run down to the library and get my library card and more importantly register to vote (WOO-HOO). I would like to take this opportunity to say that if you aren't registered to vote then get off your a$$ and go do it now. If you don't think that voting is important and/ or a waste of your time then please don't come back because you are too stupid to live. . .

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It's So Hard. . .

. . .to say goodbye. Get your mind out of the gutter you filthy dog you. Today was my last day working at my current store and I have to admit I teared up pretty bad as I was leaving. It is hard leaving a place you basically like and great people that you work with. Every other job I've left has been when I've gotten to that point that I'd kill myself if I had to set foot in there one more day so leaving a place, and people that I have enjoyed for the past four years was difficult. I only hope to be able to create a team at my new store to be half of what my old team was. Anyway, I am on the road tomorrow to officially be a citizen of Columbus so don't expect any new entries from me until at least Friday night if everything goes well. The cable company is supposed to be showing up bright and early Friday to set up my cable and internet but you all know how that goes so until the weekend be good and So long Cleveland and thanks for the memories.