Instant Karma

You would think that by now I would know. I mean really, how often does it have to happen before it gets through my thick Polish skull that karma will instantly come and give me a swift kick in the ass? Last night after a very busy shift and about 5 minutes before we closed a woman came to the counter to tell us that she spilled her soda all over the floor.
Great!
Of course I started mumbling under my breath about how stupid could she be to spill a soda with a lid all over the floor. How stupid could she possibly be?
Well, not even five minutes later I was taking a gulp of my coffee and, you guessed it, the cup just fell right out of my hand and coffee went spilling all over the floor. Guess that showed me just how stupid you had to be to spill a full drink with a lid all over the floor.

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