Odd Phrases

I came home from work today and the Land Mother was on the porch waiting for me (she is the mother of the landlord). "Hi," I mumbled.
"VinnieG, I need ya'll to do a favor for me," she about shouted in that really loud old lady voice.
"Okay," I said hesitantly.
"I need you to watch out for UPS for me. I have to leave the house for about fifteen minutes," she told me.
"Sure, no problem," I replied.
"Thanks, I have to go get ma' teeth!"
Wow, you'd have thought it was Christmas the way she said it and I guess maybe it was. If I could go from eating only applesauce and mushy food to real solids I guess maybe I would think it was an exciting day too. She continued on with "This is great, now I can get ma new printer and ma new teeth all in one day!"

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