Send Me Out That Way

Do you fear that your funeral will not be well attended? Do you want lots of mourners to help see you on your way to the afterlife? Don't know how to get more people to show up? All you have to do is what the villagers in China's Donghai county did and get troupes of strippers to perform at your funeral. That'll pack people into that'll help pack people into the aisles and make sure your send off is a fun one.
What a great way to get a turnout at your funeral! And it makes it fun for the audience too. I wonder if the corpse got a free lap dance? Did the strippers perform solely for funerals? Is that a niche market that can be exploited here?

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