What Would A Zombie Do?
This weekend at work I actually found myself asking that very question. I know I should have been asking What Would Buddha Do? but I couldn't stop thinking of what a zombie would do for some reason. Why? Well, because when you work in the type of place I do you find that people tend to want to share details about their personal life that I really wish they wouldn't. For instance the one girl was telling me about the three way that she had with her boyfriend and his ex girlfriend (and none of them are pretty people either). Why she felt the need to start sharing this with me I have no idea. I am 15 years older than her and have shown no interest at all in her "social" life. That is when I zoned out and wondered just what a zombie would do. It actually helped to dull the horror of the story I was hearing because all a zombie would do would be stare forward and think about eating brains. A zombie wouldn't care who did what with who when, he would just be concerned with food. . .i.e. brains. I am glad I blanked out because from the look on the face of the other girl working with us the story did not get any prettier.
posted by Vinnie G. @ 9:18 PM
1 Comments:
You should market this as a self help system. Next time someone annoys me, I'll try this method of dealing with them. I foresee bumper stickers, key chains, coffee mugs, and t-shirts. Awesome. I admire how you can turn negativity and irritating situations into positive or at least creative and funny ones.
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