Zombie Lessons Pt 2

You know what else I could learn from zombies? Not to let the stupid crap bother me. I mean, really, when was the last time you saw a zombie get all pissed off because somebody cut him off in traffic?
Never.
How often do zombies get defensive at work when they are being treated like they are retarded five year olds?
Never.
When was the last time you saw a zombie scream and yell at somebody for pissing them off.
Never, they just ate their brains.
Cool, calm, and collected. . .that would be our zombie friends.

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