Cafe Conversations/ Fruit Cocktail Pt 2

My friend Suzanne just read the post about fruit cocktail and she totally reminded me of one of the grossest cafe conversations ever. This one afternoon a little kid barfs up fruit cocktail right in front of the counter. Of course being the east side of Cleveland the mother just grabs his hands and hustles out without even saying sorry. We were all stunned at what had just happened and a lot grossed out. I run back, grab the mop bucket, and head out to clean up the fruity, pukey mess when a lady walks up and almost walks right through the puke. After I warn her to "be careful where you step" she looks down and says "Oh yummy! What kind of frappuccinois that someone spilled? It looks delicious". Needless to say I almost gagged as she was obviously delighted to see this "Yummy frappuccino". I swear she was about to stick her finger in it and try it. It was well worth the look on her face when I told her "Um, that isn't a drink. . .some kid just puked all over the floor. . ."
I thought the girls behind the counter were going to pee their pants when they heard that!

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