Coffee Helps You Get Laid
What? Coffee What? Well, just look at some of the benefits of drinking coffee and tell me if those aren't key ingredients to getting laid?
- It makes you more social
- It improves endurance and stamina
- Increases mental performance
Oh sure, it also has an ass load of antioxidants and it makes shift work more tolerable but hey, sex sells, so that is how coffee needs to get marketed.
read more here about the benefits of coffee
posted by Vinnie G. @ 10:47 AM
2 Comments:
Damn...I'm giving up the decaf immediately! Watch out boys!
I would type a comment, but I have to head down to the Kafe where all the yummy students are studying for finals...
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