Fruit Cocktail Sucks

I remember when I was a kid and fruit cocktail was an awesome treat. I picked up a can the other day at the grocery store and man it sucks now. There used to be all sorts of cherries and pineapples mixed in with the peaches and the pears. Now? All it is now is a whole bunch of peaches, some pears and one, just one, cherry and three pieces of pineapple. WTF? That isn't fruit cocktail! That is peaches and pears with some extra crap thrown in. I can't believe they can even list cherries on there. Shouldn't it just be cherry?

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