Dear Plant Thief,

Dear Plant Thief,

You are a disgusting piece of sh*t. How dare you come onto my porch and take the ferns and potted plants off of it. Who the hell do you think you are? I'll tell you who you are, you are a piece of trash and people like you are what is wrong with this country. You think that just because you want something you have the right to take it without doing the work or putting in the effort. This is your version of the American Dream and you are a complete waste of flesh. Here is an idea for you; work for something. Get off of your lazy ass and actually go out and accomplish something for yourself instead of leeching off of those who are actually working and trying to accomplish something. You, and everyone like you, disgust me.

Sincerely,
VinnieG