Where Have I Been?

Where have I been? Why haven't I been cooking? Why has poor Chris been eating only pasta for the past week or so? It is all because of an insidious game called Overlord. I am totally addicted to this game and have been playing it instead of doing other things. What can I say, being an evil overlord and master of minions appeals to me. I am sure that soon I will have completed the game and I will be back on track.